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13.06.2025 01:52
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
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Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Then came..
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No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Still no good.
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.